You know what they say about the cat being away... the mice will spit sunflower seeds. There are certain unpleasantries that we refrain from displaying in front of our significant others, I won't delve into this list since naming them would make the reader assume I participate in them, but you all know what I am talking about. A childhood pastime of mine is spitting sunflower seeds, in a variety of flavors. It's not that I have never spit seeds in front of Jason, but his less than approving glances have made this ugly habit reserved for when Jason goes out of town. And right now the cat's away.
Tonight, I find the bag of David seeds very informative and uplifting. It congratulated me personally for being a seeder. It then goes on to define me, a seeder, as unique, cool, confident, active, and hardworking. I should add this to my "About Me" description.
To wrap up my ode to seeds, I will share a scene close to my heart from Ace Ventura 2: Pet Detective
Melissa Robinson (Courtney Cox): Seeing Ace eating handfuls of sunflower seeds and discarding the shells on a pile on her desk. "Would you like an ashtray?"
Ace Ventura : oh-no, I don't smoke. It's a disgusting habit.
6 comments:
Hope you are enjoying your seeds! See you in a few days. I love you.
Looks like Jenny is back in business, like your new page set-up!
Yes, agree...very cute page! Tres Bien, Jocers!
Someday i hope to be as clever and whitty as you, until then I'll just keep gigglin' at your posts! Like Jason, I love you too!
seriously, you are the best writer i know. you amaze me
you don't strike me as a seed spitter but i love it! I'm learning so much about you through your witty writing. You better come and see me while you're here!
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